Your Mom

I recently realized that the things I produce most consistently (and, perhaps, with the greatest skill) are violent descriptions of what I did to your mom. A huge proportion of the words that come out of my mouth are about how she met her sorry fate. So naturally I decided to start posting ‘em on the Internet. You can see the beginnings of my collection, Blogged Her Hard, now. Updating is going to be really, really easy for me, so expect it to happen much more often than it does here.