Monthly Archives: December 2004

I’m going on a short trip with the fam, possibly without the ‘Nets. We shall see.

The real highlight of this silly futurist technology article is the revelation that the CTO of Motorola is named Padmasree Warrior.

I recently realized that the things I produce most consistently (and, perhaps, with the greatest skill) are violent descriptions of what I did to your mom. A huge proportion of the words that come out of my mouth are about … Continue reading →

This site is pretty fucked up (i.e., good). Here’s an example: Five favorite rumors of my childhood Bubble Yum is made from spiders’ eggs Mikey died from mixing Pop-Rocks and Coke That one really weird teacher is “a gay” People … Continue reading →

From CNN: The dioxin caused bloating and pockmarks to Yushchenko’s face, a disease called chloracne, and prompted accusations that opponents of the candidate tried to assassinate him — an allegation they have denied. “We were only trying to disfigure him … Continue reading →

I just lost a two-paragraph entry about Sarang‘s and my discussion of transitive and intransitive usages of, “to fuck up,” to an HTML-rendering error in Camino. Oh well. It’s how you get there that counts.

I haven’t got time for a real update but. The soundtrack of my life is dominated by videogame music; I love the stuff and a lot of it has real emotional resonance. I know I’m not alone here, but there … Continue reading →